Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.
Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
RS: Rye. Ruin sorbees, morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?
G: Uh, yes I'd like some bacon and eggs.
RS: Ow July den?
G: What? Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.
RS: Ow July dee bayhcem? Crease?
G: Crisp will be fine.
RS: Hokay. An san toes?
RS: San toes. July san toes?
G: I don't think so.
RS: No? Judo one toes?
G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means.
RS: Toes! toes! Why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?
G: English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.
RS: We bother?
G: I mean butter, just put it on the side.
RS: Copy, tea, mill?
G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all.
RS: One minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy. Rye?
G: Whatever you say.
G : You're welcome.